welcome to youtube.

performed at youtube live!music and lyrics by bo burnhamthis happened in san francisco and was hosted by the likes of william sledd and whatthebuck -- i.e. it was the opposite of a prop 8 victory party. thats all. :)I used to walk through life, now I frolic.Youtube has been like a father to me,Except Youtube's not an alcholic.Before Youtube I was just a skinny white kid,that thought he was funnier, & coolerthan he actually was. and now not much has changed,but I have a shitload of money.Because Youtube is a place for people to share their ideas.If by people you mean13-year-old girls,and by ideas you meanhow they love the Jonas Brothers.I'm just kiddingBut let's be honest,that's a hefty majority.And if you don't believe meYou must be a noobSo, Welcome to Youtube!You don't know what you're missing,and just by searching,"Women Kissing".-It's Youtube!This country's been needing ageneration of kids whodon't waste their time reading.Am I the only one who thinks thatLisa Nova's hot?And Chris Crocker's not...he's hotter.Most of the best Youtubersare either asian or their gay.So if there's an untappedyoutube celebrity,and his name is George Takeiand your favorite coathas a doo-doo stain.I pray to god that it'schocolate rainAnd I find videos ofbabies laughing a bit intrusive.Because Barack Obama won the election because of YoutubeWait, did I say youtube?I meant the black voteAnd I think Youtube and Fred are"So Cool!"And What The Buck!will be back in a jiffy lubeSo, Welcome to Youtube!Yeah...So, Welcome to Youtube!Hey...Welcome to Youtube!I said, listen and linger,Charlie the Unicorn bit my finger!It's youtube!The impact is evident.Miss Teen South Carolina just ran for Vice President!Upload a video,You have nothing to lose!except all your friends...& the approval of your parents..."Hi, my Mary, and I'm 19 years-oldI got drunk at a party, and I think someonewas video-taping it, but I don't wantanyone to see it, cuzI showed half of my boob!"Sorry Mary!--Welcome to Youtube!Say Hello to Youtube!Yeah...Say goodbye to your College Scholarship.And it will keep on going and it'll never stop!Until it's privatized.

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: boburnham

Length: 04:00
Rating: 4.92
Views: 1240575

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