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Flight of the Conchords Ep 3 Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros

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Lyrics from whatthefolk.netI'm the mother flippin' RhymenocerousMy beats are fly and the birds are on my backAnd I'm hornyI'm hornyIf you choose to proceed you will indeed concedeCos I hit you with my flowThe Wild Rhino Stampede.I'm not just wild, I'm trained,DomesticatedI was raised by a rapper and rhino that datedAnd subsequently procreatedThat's how it goesHere's the HiphopopotamusThe hip hop hippoThey call me the HiphopopotamusMy lyrics are bottomlessThey call me the HiphopopotamusFlows that glow like phosphorousPoppin' off the top of this esophagusRockin' this metropolisI'm not a large water-dwelling mammalWhere did you get that preposterous hypothesis?Did Steve tell you that, perchance?Steve.My rhymes and records they don't get playedBecause my records and rhymes they don't get madeAnd if you rap like me you don't get paidAnd if you roll like me you don't get laid.My rhymes are so potent that in this small segmentI made all of the ladies in the area pregnantYes, sometimes my lyrics are sexistBut you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this.Other rappers dis meSay my rhymes are sissy.Why? Why? Why?What?Why exactly?What? Why?Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?Why?Why, because I rap about reality?Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party.Hey! Ho!I'm the motherflippin'I'm the motherflippin'I'm the motherflippin'Who's the motherflippin?I'm the motherflippin'I'm the motherflippin'I'm the motherflippin'Motherflippin'

Channel: Entertainment
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: r8dkid

Length: 02:03
Rating: 4.91
Views: 6804688

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blueberry85364 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
funny shit
CooperSnow (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
where can I find the clip where the guy with the glasses forgets his pants?
dalailama83 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
you may have already seen it, but if you like him dancing try Bret's Angry Dance. Its one of my favourites.
BoredOutofMySkul (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party.Hey! Ho!best part
cheezpoof93 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
:35 to :48 is great.
shod4live (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
1:35
XJYAX (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
0:27My Favorite part
alexb618 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
brett's background dance moves are incredible
bondo2007 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
at 28 the guy in the background is the best
PortalFan1337 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
who's steve?

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